2 posts tagged “breast reduction”

Monday is my appointment for a check up and to start working on my letter of predetermination. I hope I can get it and have these horrible weights on my chest removed or reduced to something normal. I have all the issues associated with having big boobies.

Everyone send thoughts out into the universe that I get my insurance to pay for these damn things to be resized. I simply cannot go on having DD boobies!!! They are just too heavy and painful to lug around.They have gone up in size in the last 3 years and not due to weight gain.In fact I am lighter than I was 3 years ago!!! Grrr....

I used to have C's and that was not easy. But DD's? Thats just ridiculous.No one , not even porn stars need DDs!

So gross. I feel like I have udders they are soo big. I will never ever understand why women have boob jobs. I would kill to have small easy to manage boobs.

When I met Elvira at the horror convention even she was taken aback! She was like wow! Your boobs are bigger than mine!

If Elvira thinks so..its gotta be true.

Recenlty, due to changes in diet and more exercise I have lost some of my prior bulkiness. I am still curvaceous and I am not unhappy with it ...its just my BOOBs. They frickin' look even bigger now. Grrr damnit!!! I want a reduction sooo bad!!! I am so uncomfortable lugging these things around and I am really self concious about them.They are painful to carry, my back hurts and truthfully I cant see why anyone would get fake ones when I desperately want little bitty titties.

*sigh*

I am going to schedule an appointment with my General Practitioner next week and tell him I have had it and to do what he can to make it possible for my insurance to cover the cost of removing them. i have had it. My back, shoulders and neck ache from carrying them, my chest gets painful from bloody gravity. I cant even sleep comfortably because of them. I have to sleep all sorts of crazy to get comfy. My own body parts make me miserable. I can believe they are at least 15 pnds each. So I am carrying at least 30 pnds on my chest.Thats a low figure by the way.I am sure they are over that figure. At least they feel that way.

I wish there was a boob fairy who can help me get a reduction. Unfortunately men will take out loans and fall over trying to get women bigger boobs..no one ever offers a cute girl with huge tatas $$ to get a reduction.