4 posts tagged “advice”

Number 1 : Don't tell anyone you are in fact crazy,unless you think it would benefit you in some way. (Like when speaking to the phone company,cable company, tech support...)

Number 2 : Never ever have an "episode" at work. They don't need to know you are a few bananas short a bunch. You need to have a job to feed your crazy ass. 

Number 3:  Always try to wear dark colors. Blood doesn't show up as well on black clothes.  

Number 4: Have at least one physical altercation (and win) in front of a frenemy If you don't know what a frenemy is don't worry. Chances are if you're female, you already have at least one .

Number 5: Donate to charity. Any of them. Pick one. No one ever suspects they guy who sends 80 cents a day to a poor struggling family in El Salvador.

Number 6: Find a boyfriend/ girlfriend slightly crazier than you only less likely to wield a pair of scissors at your co-worker. No sense in dating one of the "Norms".

Number 7: Wear glasses. Not for any reason pertaining to "crazy". I just think they make people look smarter. It's soo much hard to look intellectual in contacts.

Number 8: Lastly, try to remember..." It could always be worse" A little crazy makes you eccentric and fun. A lot of crazy gets you on the 7 o'clock news.

Oh and unicorns are fucking awesome.

I am always telling others not to let the actions of negative people effect them. Today I am going to take my own advice.So for today aside from getting in some exercise and washing my hair, my goal today will be to not get into any battles, be they emotional or otherwise. I will still be my usual sarcastic self but without all the spite.

I think I come off as confrontational & that leads to personality conflicts for me sometimes. I do not want to have all of that emotional heaviness.

I want to be a happier more fulfilled person.

So quote for the day:

"   You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger.”

*Buddha*

In other totally unrelated news:

I finally redyed my hair black and by gum it looks fantastic. I was always meant to have black hair. Auburn (the color I was born with) does not suit me. I will post pics soon of my beautiful, bottled ,blackness.

In keeping with my advice giving theme today:I spent the morning reading emo blogs and dishing out my own brand of advice. Why you ask? Its simple.They are too cute to go around cutting themselves to ribbons. I like the fashion of emo even if they are the new Goth! Only without the anger. They are super dark like Goths but lacking all the goth drive to self destruction. All the emo kids are non smokers, non drinkers and dont do drugs...no addictions except to Death Note and My Chemical Romance.  

You have nothing to make you depressed and self loathing. In fact I have noticed a tendency to be a little on the soft side. Don't hate yourself my little emos! Hate others!  By all means don't develop any addicitons but toughen up my dark ones! No more suicide notes! I suggest angry poetry. Start a band...Emo is the new black. I hear the new name for Emo now is "Seen". How wonderfully gay! 

 I wonder if straight emo boys know just how gay it is.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

 Live long and prosper!

Spock

I am now giving all sorts of advice! It's a fact that most people while unable to get their own lives in order have excellent advice to offer others! It's true. Even my most irresponsible friends usually have wonderfully sage advice for how I need to get my shit together. So going with that thinking I am here for your advisory needs! No matter what! I mean I have done soo much there's pretty much nothing I havent seen, done, heard or been. So ask away!