Emo-gency Advice

In keeping with my advice giving theme today:I spent the morning reading emo blogs and dishing out my own brand of advice. Why you ask? Its simple.They are too cute to go around cutting themselves to ribbons. I like the fashion of emo even if they are the new Goth! Only without the anger. They are super dark like Goths but lacking all the goth drive to self destruction. All the emo kids are non smokers, non drinkers and dont do drugs...no addictions except to Death Note and My Chemical Romance.  

You have nothing to make you depressed and self loathing. In fact I have noticed a tendency to be a little on the soft side. Don't hate yourself my little emos! Hate others!  By all means don't develop any addicitons but toughen up my dark ones! No more suicide notes! I suggest angry poetry. Start a band...Emo is the new black. I hear the new name for Emo now is "Seen". How wonderfully gay! 

 I wonder if straight emo boys know just how gay it is.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
Bill Maher

 Live long and prosper!

Spock