Dr. Frankenfurter why am I sick?

Yesterday I got a call from my doctors office with alarming news. Whats even more alarming in my opinion is that it wasn't even my doctor. My doctor gave me one set of results and the other doctor a whole new set of results. WTF are these people doing? I want a fucking apology for careless way the are treating me. Today I am getting a whole new doctor that was recommended to me. My original doctor is an idiot. I am seriously going to make a formal complaint against that office. It all started last Monday. When I had to go to the hospital for abdominal pain, where they found a huge giant cyst on my ovary which my Gyno did not find the week before. Now the doctors in the emergency room after preforming a sonogram were incredibly worried and told me surgery was likely the option I had. The recommended that I go immediately to my doctor, I called and got blown off till Thursday.After having to go to the emergency room. When I finally got to my doctor she gave meds for a UTI.I dont have a UTI, along with medicine for a yeast infection, in case I get one from taking the meds for the UTI I dont have. Why not give me Robitussin in case I get a cold for goodness sakes?!!! At least give me a Xanax so I dont feel the urge to get up and get violent.

Moving on, I tell my doctor what led to me calling 911, she tells me maybe my cyst burst and maybe theres fluid casuing me pain.When I told her what the doctors at the hospital said and mentioned I was worried she then said

"Well I can give you a another sonogram appointment and we can see if the cyst went away on its own or got bigger".

WTF?!!!!! She said this almost like she was fucking humoring me! Mind you I got a sonogram hours after the pain and there the cyst was, unbursted. The doctor did not even request my results from the hospital.

It only gets better by the way. I asked her about my blood tests and my PAP. She said my blood came back clean and she is waiting on my PAP still. (After 2 weeks?) Yesterday another doctor from the same office calls me and tells me there is a problem with my blood and the PAP. Not my doctor by the way. Another doctor from the office. Liek my doctor couldnt be bothered to tell me what was going on.

I was told to come in for a procedure where they get to butcher me for shits and giggles apparently. Not only has all of this caused me an incredible amount of stress and confusion, but my body fucking hurts and they want to do more painful things to it.I m going this week to another doctor. These freaks are not going near my body.

It wouldnt be so bad if my friends & boyfriend gave me a bit more damn sympathy. My friends have been mysteriously missing, my mom keeps telling me its all fine she went through it and blah blah blah.(Its not in fact the same thing) My boyfriend...well he has that mindset of "Its not his problem so why should he worry." So all in all Im feeling pretty shitty on all levels. Spiritually I guess Im ok. Im not questioning and doing the whole "Why me" I am questioning what the fuck is really wrong with me and where the fuck are my "friends" who have yet to visit me. I can deal with my issues as they come along as long as I know what I need to deal with. *sigh*

Okay...I think I'm done venting. 

I swear this is my Doctor...only less fabulous.